: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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