Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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