Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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