he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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