I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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