yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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