I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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