Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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