Your dad touched me again.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Actions speak louder than pants.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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