Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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