i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
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