Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
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