Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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