But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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