I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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