Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
you made out with another girl for some wings
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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