I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
