you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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