So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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