dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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