roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Bring me that man meat
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