Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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