pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Who died my cat blue again?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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