He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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