sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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