is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Just pee around me
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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