If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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