Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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