so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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