It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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