That's when you crack a 10am beer
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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