dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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