i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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