..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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