Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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