Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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