They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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