i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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