He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
So vagazzling was a success
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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