that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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