don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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