okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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