so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
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