We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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