would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
where am i from again
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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