I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
my poor anus
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
