arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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