Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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