Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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