I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Randomize
