billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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