People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Is it because I queefed?
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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