oh god the rape fog is back!
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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