Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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