How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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