Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Also, beer. Big fan.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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